As the Count was taking his nightly flight
He saw Big Bird and Oscar
Having a hand to hand fight
Big Bird sucker punched Oscar
Oscar flew down the street
But he got a handful of feathers
Before he was knocked off his feet
Big Bird kicked all the trash cans
which lined the famous street
This woke the whole neighbourhood
Got everyone on their feet
Mr Snuffaluffagus
was first out of his door
as he ran, he was huffing and puffing
he almost fell to the floor
Bert and Ernie, came out running
they were wearing matching lingerie
Everyone stared at them as they came out
Now everyone will know, they are both gay
What is going on here?
The Cookie Monster screamed
Big Bird and Oscar are fighting
Elmo said, as he giggled and beamed
Then they heard a loud shriek
from further down the street
It was the young girl Nancy
from Nightmare on Elm Street
She was running and screaming
as someone scary was chasing her
they saw a set of blades
from the glove of monster Freddy Krueger
He sliced and he diced
the poor muppets and puppets
stuffing was everywhere
even on his toasted english crumpets
Nancy tried to stop him
As she grabbed hold of his glove
and as she looked into Freddy's eyes
low and behold, now she is in love
Freddy's grin was from ear to ear
as he planned to convert her
from an innocent teenage sweetheart
to a lethal killing Mrs. Freddy Krueger
Just a crazy dream ;)
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